Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Hot Shot Attorney For A Ninja In Traffic Court?

I have the pleasure of having the sweetest and most beautiful nieces in the world. Emma Kate is the youngest and belongs to Gina(my youngest sister) and Delaney is Gina's oldest. They are the cutest!!!
Emma Kate is learning to stand

and Delaney has become quite the dancer

and is very talented vocally.

Leigh Ann(the middle of us three girls) has a daughter of her own....Sara. Munah as she has always been affectionately known to me. Sara is almost 18 years old and will be graduating from high school in May. I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE IS ALREADY GRADUATING FROM HIGH SCHOOL!! This post is mainly about her. My little munah. Seems she has become a little more like her mom than we imagined. See, when we were teenagers...Me, Leigh Ann, and Gina....Leigh Ann tended to be the one that tried a few more things than Gina or I. Now I did some things that my parents would have been unhappy about but Leigh Ann liked to do things right out in the open. Like stealing my car in the middle of the night to take it on a joy ride with some friends. Or, riding her moped through town in the middle of the night. Things like that. She was just happy doing whatever she wanted. Did you ever hear your parents say..."I hope you have one just like you!" Well, Leigh Ann did. JUST LIKE HER. Here is an email that Gina, Mom and I received from Leigh Ann just this morning and I've posted it with her permission. Because it was JUST TOO GOOD not to. Praise the Lord I have boys. Speaking of boys, I have renamed everyone, boys and girls, in this email for the safety of their reputations.
Sara when she got her braces off.

Here in her obsessive Johnny Depp phase at Disney.

With a friend as Thing 1 and Thing 2 for Halloween.

Here just being gorgeous. :O)

~~Here are a few updates on Sara. Gina don’t be afraid………..just get some paxil or cymbalta before Delaney is 13! And Tracie you should thank God everyday for BOYS! Mom I don’t know how you ever lived through 3 girls!

First of all the good news! Sara got her acceptance letter to UNA! I am SOOOOOO PROUD!

Valentines Day was insane at my house! There were boys and flowers and stuffed animals everywhere! It was insane! Boy1 started 2 days before Valentines Day bringing flowers and stuffed animals. Then some guy at school gave her a stuffed animal and the sweetest card. Boy1 came over Valentines Day with MORE flowers that were beautiful. They made Vday cupcakes all morning and then she delivered them to all her friends. She had dinner with some guy named Boy3 and decided she didn’t like him because he wore a flannel shirt to dinner on Valentines Day. (She’s a tad bit shallow sometimes) SO she left dinner and went to a beauty pageant with a friend and I don’t know what his name is but they came by the house for a minute. Then she left again after giving him a cupcake. THEN she came home with Boy1! Boy2 was the stalker rose guy leaving flowers on her car! I think I forgot to tell you that!
note:(She had some guy we thought was a stalker leaving roses on her car everyday for about a week...freaked us all out). This weekend we had a long long talk and she had to choose between Boy1 and Boy2 and she chose Boy1! Ugh! She said Boy2 reminds her too much of Timmy because his temper is so bad and she’s not walking on eggshells the rest of her life like she does with Timmy! I WAS SO PROUD! Even though Boy1 is annoying at least she has sense to see she doesn’t want to live with someone like Timmy! (note:remember all names have been changed.)

Here is the funniest story! After I got over being madder than hell I had to laugh! Sara got a speeding ticket about 5 months ago. She didn’t tell me of course!!!! She knew I’d hit the roof! So her and Ellie talked to Ellie’s dad which is a lawyer. Her dad called a lawyer friend of his and sent him to court with Sara!! She had a LAWYER and went to court and I didn’t even know it!!! (Breathe Gina) The lawyer is some big shot lawyer in Muscle Shoals with a lot of pull obviously. She said that her and Ellie were in the back of the courtroom waiting for the J’s to be called and waiting on her high priced lawyer to show up that she got for free!!! She said they were in the middle of the A’s when she looked up and the judge was talking to her lawyer. Sara said they stopped with the A’s and called her up to talk to the judge. I would have given a million dollars to see the look on her face!!! She said the judge threw out the speeding ticket but she had to go to traffic school and pay $60 for traffic school and court cost. She thought she was doing great and had it all under control until the
kidney stone hit! HA! She was supposed to be back in court the Monday she was in the hospital to pay for traffic school and she MISSED HER COURT DATE! She had enough sense to send Boy2 to the court house and pay her traffic school fee! I don’t know how she did all of this in her drug induced state with me and mother hovering over her all the time!!!!! Then she called Ellie’s mom. (She works at the court house) Sara has connections all over I think. So Ellie’s Mom called the judge and told her Sara was in the hospital and that’s why she missed her court date and the judge said that is FINE and rescheduled it! She has traffic school Saturday and court again next Thursday to prove she went to traffic school!! I was STUNNED to say the least. I don’t give Sara enough credit. She’s a whole lot sneakier and SMARTER than I thought!!!!!!

Life gets more interesting as they get older!! You think it’s gonna get easy but the problems just get bigger and bigger!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leigh Ann~~

Isn't she beautiful?


The reason for the title? Because Sara thinks she's a ninja. Ninjas are sly and sneaky...I think the name fits perfectly. Yep...just like her mom.

Lord I don't think I thank you enough for my beautiful rambutious rough and tumble boys. It's obvious YOU know what YOU're doing because YOU knew I couldn't handle girls. She would be just like me.


Hope you're having a great week!
Tracie
:O)

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